The Beginning

To Understand How The ZADR Club Came To Be We Must First Look At The ZADR Gods.  Well I’ll Only Go Into A Few Of Them In No Particular Order…

• First Is The Creator, Jhonen Vasquez. Bow Down And Worship Him Darn It! Oh, And Try Not To Disgust Him Any More Than Necessary, He’ll Probably Get You To Cry If You Push Him Too Far. I Think He Has Fun Making Us Cry…

• Andalitebandit-6 (We Have No Clue Where The First Five Went But I Don’t Think They Are That Important Right Now) Who Is A Wonderful Goddess Who Praises Many Aspiring Artists And Will Give Many Of Those With An “Artist Block” The Inspiration They Need To Produce More ZADR (I Know Cuz I Was One Of The Many Peons That Needed Her Inspiration).  It’s Just Too Bad That She Doesn’t Make More Of Her Own Drawings.  But We Must Not Forget Her Most Important Role In The ZADR Universe As A Tallest Apprentice And Supervisor To Our Current Tallest Panur (Who, In All Honesty I Don’t Know Too Much About).

• Next Is Kamaniki. She’s A Doll, And She Makes Wonderful Doll Like Pictures Too.  If You Ever Have A Questions About The ZADR Club’s Rules She’s The One To Go To (Though I Don’t Think We’re Suppose To ^^;).  So Knowledgeable About Any Stuff Us Meer Invaders or Random Pig Smellies Could Ever Hope To Be.  She Also Keeps Our Little Chat Room Safe And Secure Though She Can’t Always Be On It.

• Our Current Tallest Panur Who Created The ZADR Club (Who I Just Found Out Is Younger Than Me D8 Zomg) Is Quite The Cuddle And Profile Artist From What I Have Seen. Though She Can Be A Bit Lazy And Constantly Going MIA We Still Love Her. For Without Our All Mighty ZADR Tallest, The Wonderful Club Would Not Exist.

• Finally Our Terrifyingly Beautiful Kr1mz0n.  Not Only Does She Scare The Shit Out Of Any Flamers But Her Rants Will Make The Bashers Wet Themselves (She Scares Even Some Of Us ZADR Regulars ^^;). Our Lovely Pr0n and Fanfiction Manager Makes The Sexiest Irkens, So Drool Worthy That Even An Asexual Like Myself Can Appreciate All The Lovelies Standing About. Though She Made Me Cry When She Took Off My Favorite Fanfic “The Daunting”, She Is One Goddess Of ZADR That I Will Forever Worship… And Fear (Beware Her Rants).

Now Despite What The Uncyclopedia Says About How ZADR Was Founded In 1492, We All Know That This Is Impossible Considering That “Invader Zim” Itself Wasn’t Broadcasted Until 2001. And The Amazing Creator Himself (Jhonen Vasquez, Whom We Are Very Sorry For Making His Stomach Sick… Even If It Is Funny) Wasn’t Born Until 1974.  Many Of Us Do Not Despise The Creator, Though I’m Sure There Are A Few Out There (Glares Evilly). We Just Can’t Help Slashing Poor Zim And Dib Out Of Their Minds. I Kind Of Pity Them Sometimes… But Back To The History.

No One Is Quite Sure Who Started This Craving For ZADR (Though I Bet It’s One Of You Overly Obsessive Ones Like Myself) All We Know Is That A Great ZADR Leader Came Forth And Created The Club. Many ZADR Fans Mob The Poor Site In Secret For Fear Of The Anti-ZADR Club (Ya I’m Skipping A Few Details) But Eventually ZADR Club Grew And Was Able To Over Turn The Anti-ZADR Club’s Vicious Nature.

ZADF (Zim And Dib Friendship) Was Created By A Former Member Of The Anti-ZADR Club (Or Maybe It Was A Former Member Of The ZADR Club, hmm…) To Make Peace With Some Of The Former Anti-ZADR Club Members That Were Still Roaming About.

Recently, However, The Anti-ZADR Club Has Reawakened But With A New Kinder Leader Whom The ZADR Gods Were Able To Make A Treaty With To Spare Their Followers The Pain Of Being Flamed Or Bashed. With The War Finally Ended (Though Some Battles Still Wage On) The Followers Of ZADR, ZADF, and Anti-ZADR Can Create Their Wonderful Artwork In A Relatively Easy Peace.